In school you always get tought that anything that can be proven by mathmatics must be true. Well here is some simple secondary school mathmatics that proves that women are equal to problems.
All men know that to get a woman you need time and money:
But over time we know we make money, so time is equal to money:
So from that we can safely say that a woman equals money times money or better put woman equals money squared:
However money is the root of all problems?
So we can replace money with root problems. In maths you should know that root and squared cancel each other out so you are left with woman equals problems:
So there we have it WOMEN = PROBLEMS!!